Totally blogged!

Did I mention, that my slave is addicted? Sure I did, as this is a point of repeated trouble between us. Nono, she is neither on LSD, nor on H, nor on X, she is addicted to iNET! As wouldn´t that be enough, she changed to an even worse drug during the last months: BLOG! Not only is she blogging on her own, she also consumes everything she can get hold of smelling only remotely like BLOG.

This morning per example:
A holiday – love it! Holidays are my favorite days, extended cuddling on the sofa before getting up, big breakfast celebration… And today? My slave getting up somewhat absent-minded, shuffling drowsily to the kitchen, opening one small can for me, pouring the content into my bowl, turning around immediately, taking a piece of toast, cutting it into half, putting one piece of ham on one half, throwing the other one back to the freezer, placing a tea bag into a big cup, pouring water from the tap into it and shuffling to her desk.
I sit there rooted to the spot, not trusting my eyes. WHAT?  No yummie invitation cuddling? No warm milk today? Not even a little piece of ham?

I don´t believe it!
Ignoring my puny “breakfast”, I follow her to her desk staggered and watch in shocked amazement as she places her breakfast tray between herself and the keyboard (hey, that´s MY favorite place!), listening to her murmur “…just one fast check..”

Oh Bastet! I know that expression all  too well. This is junkie-jargon and means something like “I need a shot immediately!”. Forget the next 5 hours. The keys smoking, the line glowing, I count 41 (fourtyone!!!) browser windows open simultaneously, her look glassy, her lids red, three text windows open. Probably she is reporting all that immediately into absolutely senseless blogs, where she wants to impress other humans with what she found on her blog trip…

Next time I will bite through the line - promised!