How well educated...

... my can opener is, is proven by the fact that she setup a blog for me. Of course she does not know, that I am planning to publish a catseller. Probably she thinks, I will run a boring "How to catch flies"-blog or something trivial like that.
HA - you have no idea, dear eliZZZa (that´s my slave´s name, which already introduces the fact to you, that mine is female. I was taught by my ancestors, that you should preferably choose a female as can opener, much more devotion, much more obedience and subservience).
Apropos subservience - do you know my favorite peep-show? Have a look at
Subservient Chicken
(but don´t blame me for a broken heart, the lady is a real pro!) Love those chicks! Look at her silky blonde fur and her elegant movements. Try some dirty commands on her >;o)) purrrrr

CU 2morrow
Your subservient Stiefel (which means something like "boots" in German)