tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180146402011-05-27T11:15:15.183+02:00Sure, you all know those books talking about how to educate your cat. BUT - have you ever heard about the one and only catseller for us, "How to educate your can opener - demystifying the superiority of the human species". Well, read & learn!eliZZZahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16214385491007046471noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18014640.post-1134137318953288112005-12-09T15:08:00.000+01:002005-12-09T15:08:38.970+01:00

Did I mention, that my slave is addicted? Sure I did, as this is a point of repeated trouble between us. Nono, she is neither on LSD, nor on H, nor on X, she is addicted to iNET! As wouldn´t that be enough, she changed to an even worse drug during the last months: BLOG! Not only is she blogging on her own, she also consumes everything she can get hold of smelling only remotely like BLOG.This

eliZZZahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16214385491007046471noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18014640.post-1129676705184369802005-10-19T00:56:00.000+02:002005-10-23T01:11:21.440+02:00

... my can opener is, is proven by the fact that she setup a blog for me. Of course she does not know, that I am planning to publish a catseller. Probably she thinks, I will run a boring "How to catch flies"-blog or something trivial like that.HA - you have no idea, dear eliZZZa (that´s my slave´s name, which already introduces the fact to you, that mine is female. I was taught by my ancestors,

eliZZZahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16214385491007046471noreply@blogger.com0